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Too late to be a boomer, too young to be a millenial

If we have to go to the trouble of opting out then so can the mammals. Unless they fill out a form on the internet

A head so strong. Tough mandible. I am designed to make a kill

I would be happy for a pig to grow a heart for me, then for me to have it transplanted when mine is worn out. And I could enjoy a good bacon sandwich afterwards

No malice in the thinking nor sharpness in the knife

I was the most upset by this. Very upset. Extraordinarily upset. Boundary tantrum upset

Where can you find me? Only at the centre of the universe. That's where

Doesn't include tips on reconfiguring Lara Croft in topless mode

But no-one 'cept me, Could ever forsee, The day we ran out of concrete

Audio is supplied by two small shrill insects inside somewhere that like to go bleep very loudly at times

As for Apple Macintosh? What's the point? I thought their skins were waterproof

I soon understood that it's not just a case of clicking on a blank bit of the internet and typing away

Author: Vince Poynter
Version 5.010 20 Oct 2017
The idea of vinceunlimited web-quotes first appeared in the vinceunlimited web site Version 2.1 in Jul 2005