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Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.154 17 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 5.000 29 Sep 2017
An Old Fashioned Diary
A MyDiary article from 11 Nov 2009
As if I haven't got enough places to write things down - my blog, Facebook, Twitter. I couldn't resist the idea of having a personal diary again so have downloaded the MyDiary App onto my iPhone.
I remember my last real journal was an A4 white bound affair with stupidly narrow lines. I wish I could read it now.
Today is Armistice Day. It is also my sister's birthday. Mum and Dad nearly called her Poppy because of this but went with Dawn instead. Something about being born early in the day I understand. If all parents were like mine a quarter of all girls would be called Dawn.
The siren rang out at the Warminster site I was working at today at 11am to mark the two minute silence. I stood and thought about all the soldiers dying and being injured in Afghanistan. This solemn moment was only disturbed by me sneezing half way through.
Finally I started trading on iTrade today, another App on my iPhone. This little piece of fun allows a virtual trade using real stock values. I decided to reduce the confusion so decided to keep to stocks starting with the letter V. Egoistic or what?
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.154 17 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 2.04 11 Nov 2009
A MySpace article from 14 Sep 2009
I thought I'd do something on this site as I am quite impressed by the new MySpace iPhone application.
A phenomenal improvement on the previous unintelligible tat that I've been suffering for the last four months.
Other than the fact the sign in page still resolutely refuses to remember me I will give it four out of four.
All I need now is for a few of my friends to rekindle their interest and I might start using the service as much as FaceBook.
Which is about every four months as well.
If anyone notices the fact that I have made this entry please let me know. I might even be encouraged to post again.
Bye four now.
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.153 16 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 2.04 14 Sep 2009
Not Over The Moon
A vinceunlimited blog article from 20 Jul 2009
An astronaut stands on the lunar surface near to the Lunar Module Eagle foot
Today [20 Jul 2009] marks the fortieth anniversary of the first moon landing by a man in a white suit with a big pack on his back and it seems the world has gone mega-moon nostalgic.
The airwaves are full of grainy imagery and everyone is so pleased with themselves you can hardly hear the naysayers claiming the rocks in the picture are made of Hollywood papier-mâché now stored in Area 51.
This led me to excitedly mention to my misses that the nine 1969 Kodak Memorial Colour Slides we have diligently stored in the cupboard might well meet a good premium on eBay.
And her to disappointedly mention that she threw them out a month ago.
A month ago I acquired a natty slide converter and spent a few moments [read hours] transferring all my old colour slides to a more manageable electronic format.
With this I can now see them more regularly and indeed have added some to this very website.
I also knew that most were gradually deteriorating, over time loosing their natural crisp brilliance and turning darker by the year.
I realised that after the transfer there was little point keeping the cumbersome little blighters and that Mrs Clear-It-Up was going to put them in the big grey bin.
However I presumed she might keep the singular little box of collectable, commemorative slides.
Why do I make these basic errors of assumption?
So the NASA eBay collectors of the world were denied the opportunity to get a contemporary set of 60’s memorabilia and I was denied my probable forty quid anniversary present.
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.152 14 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 2.04 20 Jul 2009
The photograph is a digital transfer from a Kodak Slide original [ask your dad] and is of one of the Apollo 11 astronauts from the 1969 manned lunar spaceflight mission. The photo was not taken by the author. If it was I would be a lot more famous. And older, as I was about six at the time. Credit belongs to NASA. Added in Version m5.152 14 Jul 2018
The Smelliest Car
A vinceunlimited blog article from 19 Nov 2008
I read in Advanced Driving magazine about a new car from the French battery company Bolloré.
An electrically propelled vehicle to be called the B0. That is the ‘B-zero’.
I somehow doubted that it will be called that.
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.150 11 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 2.04 19 Nov 2008
The first prototype was called La Blue Car. It became the La Pininfarina B0 [zero] in 2008 with model releases in 2013 and then with Renault in 2015. Since then it appears to have passed in the wind. Like the Mercedes-Beans
Advanced Driving magazine was published by the Institute of Advanced Motorists [IAM], an advanced driving charity with a purpose to improve driving standards, now called IAM RoadSmart
My Space Blog
A MySpace article from 1 Mar 2008
Hi, thought I'd try a blog on MySpace to try to re-kindle some enthusiasm for my entry.
So far have been a member for a few weeks but only have one friend - Tom. Not that Tom is a great friend. He is some sort of automated start-up tart who befriends everyone just so they don't look like Billy no-mates.
Being a Billy no-mates has seemingly attracted a few stunning females who claim to want to be my mate, but as they reside in Wisconsin, USA and claim they hail from Salisbury in the UK their cover as porn links are blown so get sent to the great junk dump in the sky.
Seriously, if you are a fit female and genuinely want to chew the cud at least make out you have read my site. Or mention the word Hippopotamus. At least that way I know you're not just after my credit details.
Not that you have to be fit or female to get a response. I'll reply to anyone. Except Tom.
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.149 10 Jul 2018
First Published: Vince Poynter MySpace 1 Mar 2008
A vinceunlimited blog article from 17 May 2007
A colleague of mine at work today, when questioned about her smoking habit, replied that "It is my choice."
I really think that she, along with anyone else who peddles this pathetic line, is plainly wrong.
If true choice were being exercised, not a variant based on pier pressure, obvious and subliminal advertising along with nicotine addiction, then no sane person could choose to partake in an activity that shortens life, makes them stink, discourages friendship, causes or accelerates numerous painful diseases, stifles fitness, wastes time as well as money, dulls their senses, destroys their brain cells and makes them prematurely age.
Still, as she said, it's her choice.
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.148 9 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 2.04 17 May 2007
Mac In The Firing Line
A vinceunlimited blog article from 14 May 2007
This is the screen that turned me into a Mac user. Most just get there from using their iPhone
I'm in the long process of converting one of my bedrooms into a home office and central to this new environment will be a shiny new PC.
I have been looking for a machine that hits the right aesthetic notes as well as performing magnificently.
My major problem area was finding a decent screen and I stumbled into a corker in the new Apple Store that someone kindly set up in my nearest town.
This got me thinking all Mac and I've decided that I would suit a quirky set up.
Now, whilst I await latest product news, I am getting all keen and buying up all the Mac magazines and trawling the website constantly.
As a result I'm very familiar with the Mac adverts [both US and UK versions].
Naturally, being me, I immediately turned my attention to thinking up a new ad. As with all the other ads it opens with the familiar 'PC' and 'Mac' characters.
PC: "Hello, I'm PC and I'm very popular, though I sometimes don't get on with everyone."
Mac: "Hi, I'm Mac and although not as commonplace as you PC, I get on with anyone. Straight out of the box. This makes me smugly better."
A third party joins.
PC: "But, who is this Mac? I can't seem to make it out. You're so cleverly compatible Mac, tell me who it is."
Mac: "No. Sorry. At a loss there for once." [To third party] "Who are you?"
Third party: "Hello, I'm Amstrad emailer."
PC: "Does not compute."
PC/Mac [together]: "You're fired!"
Author: Vince Poynter Version m5.147 6 Jul 2018
First Published: Version 2.04 14 May 2007
The advertising campaign for Apple at the time was the "Get a Mac" campaign and used two contrasting characters. The informally dressed Mac character, performed by Justin Long, appeared cool and composed and usually got the better of the more stuffy, formal performance of John Hodgman as the PC character. The campaign was created by TBWA\Media Arts Lab. A UK version of many of the ads were re-shot using Robert Webb and David Mitchell
The image is of the author's first converted bedroom Apple Mac set up showing the MacMini on top of a matching back-up drive powering a 23" Mac monitor displaying many photo icons, coupled to an optical mouse, printer and small Bose stereo speakers. An iPod Classic and webcam are on one of the shelves. The image was taken by the author, in Jul 2008 and was added in Version m5.147 6 Jul 2018