Cellulite and Celluloid
I'm in two minds about this one. These pages are all about getting a gripe off my chest, without the use of a fine pair of tweezers and Hollywood must be a prime target.
There is much to dislike about the pumped up, pretentious American film industry.
The powerful network can easily create a dream but so often wrecks them.
The play it safe attitude of film commissioning stifles genuine new raw talent and makes it hard for newcomers to break in.
The industry's hypocritical attitude to sex which rams it down your throat but ensures you never see it.
The obsession with mindless violence and the assumption that pain, maiming and killing have no subsequent consequences.
All these things are gross and frankly unnecessary in such a matured industry.
Yet, somehow, all the glitz, glamour and style makes me hold back from really winding in the knife.
Some of my best memories come from watching the spectacular stunts and settings that multi-million dollar budgets can achieve. And anything associated with Kristin Scott Thomas must be OK.
And then there is the British Film Industry.
Great ideas, talent and films but no balls when it comes to funding. So don't go whinging when Mr. USA rewrites the great British stories in his own style and makes zillions from them.
So, I have to decide one way or another, whether Hollywood is destined for the landfill dump or the mantelpiece.
Let me put it this way. Deep down, anyone who writes harbours a deep wish to become part of the circus.
Author: Vince Poynter
Version 5.020 17 Nov 2017
First Published: Version 1.00 in Oct 2003 and reproduced here in full, unedited
The image depicts the author in the process of creating an audition tape in May 1998. The show was a Channel 4 project entitled Trash Talk and the audition taped failed to do it's job. The show now appears nowhere on the internet [It's not the later NFL show]. Was it even made? Has it been removed from history? Did they pick the wrong presenter? You do the maths. The image was added in Version 5.020 17 Nov 2017